Yellow Umbrella steal the blue french horn.
THEMES THAT YOU LIKE

steal the blue french horn.

Aquita. DePaul Student. I love Chicago, adventure, and laughter.

enemaroberts:

oknope:

the only boys i need in my life:

  • michael (kors)
  • christian (dior/louboutin)
  • jimmy (choo)
  • louis (vuitton)
  • tommy (hilfiger)
  • yves (saint-laurent)
  • giorgio (armani)
  • louis-francois (cartier)

the only boys yall can afford

(good)will 

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nialllhoran:

men’s back muscles let you know that god is real

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mariovevo:

be the person your dog thinks you are

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  • me as a pedestrian: [catwalks slowly across street as 90 cars pile up behind each other trying to turn; throws modelesque glance backwards over designer shades] [car inches into crosswalk] HOW DARE YOU COME WITHIN FIVE FEET OF ME!? I HAVE THE FUCKING RIGHT OF WAY??? SEE YOU IN COURT YOU CAPITALIST, PLANET-DESTROYING SCUM
  • me driving: say your prayers

imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

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so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 

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shingeki-no-kou:

I wish boobs did the bra thing without having to wear the bra

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vixyish:

maswartz:

I honestly think people forget that the church and state are supposed to be separate. Give me one non-religious reason against same sex marriage. One non-religious reason against stem cell research. One non-religious reason against safe abortions. Go ahead.

I’ve been saying this for YEARS.

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catswithbenefits:

i dont want a job i just want paychecks

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27. July 2014

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frlcker:

having a crush is painful and horrible but not having a crush is just so boring

I’d actually rather not, because guess how many times it’s worked out in the past…0.

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